Sasuke: Sakura, would you like to make me laugh?
Sakura: oh, definitely no…
Sasuke: what? Why not?
Naruto: Dude… last time you laughed, she had nightmares for weeks
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My Top 100 Favorite Sasusaku Stories - SMUT EDITION
Because we all need a little smut in our lives. If it wasn’t obvious by the title, all the fics in this list are rated M for MMM DELICIOUS;DAll of these fics are wonderful so seriously READ THEM ALL. At the bottom I’ll give a subtle plug to my own M rated fics ~You can find my normal top 100 favorite sasusaku fanfic rec list HERE.Some of my favorite smut authors include:
JinnySkeans (although most of her stuff isn’t explicit)
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Alright, so in no particular order:
1. Wasted - Queen of Pascalities (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete)
2. Once More, With Feeling - JinnySkeans (AU. Multi-chap. Softcore. Complete)
3. We Did It - DeepPoeticGirl (Drabbles; ongoing)
4. skinny love - theeflowerchild (Post-canon. Oneshot. Complete)
5. In Nine Days - cutecrazyice (Multi-chap. Complete)
6. A Full Circle - Lady Momo (Multi-chap. Complete)
7. Hot Water - WellHowAboutThat (Oneshot. Complete)
8. Folklore - BlushingLotus (Fourshot. Complete)
9. Togetherish - DeepPoeticGirl (Multi-chap. Complete)
10. almost infidelity - hangmeuptodry (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
11. Aftermath - SprayPaintzz (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
12. Rocket Queen - sasukes (AU. Oneshot. Softcore. Complete)
13. parting the clouds - in cages (Au. Oneshot. Softcore. Complete)
14. The Age of Innocence - coconutmandarin (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
15. 200 Days of Summer - cutecrazyice (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
16. Quietus - AngeLhearteD - (AU. Multichap. Incomplete)
17. A Breathless Sort of Attraction - WellHowAboutThat (Oneshot. Complete)
18. Hot Water - BlushingLotus (Two-shot. Complete)
19. love month - Sasusaku Forever and Ever (Oneshot. Complete)
20. We’re Gasoline on Fire - DeepPoeticGirl (Oneshot. Complete)
21. Sick Cycle Carosel - KineticFairy (AUish. Multi-chap. Complete)
22. We Do the Dance Electric - Lady Momo (AUish. Oneshot. Complete)
23. Aphrodisiac: At His Limits - Prodigy Uchiha (No Plot. Just Smut. Oneshot. Complete)
24. Hot Nights - LoveYumi (Oneshot. Complete)
25. In Finis - Sexcaliber (Oneshot. Complete)
26. Laundry Day - rainbow p3nis (Oneshot. Complete)
27. Orgasms - Zephyr Hearts (Au. Multi-chap. Complete)
28. the fire’s out but it still burns - DeepPoeticGirl (Oneshot. Complete)
29. Consume - AngeLhearteD - (Oneshot. Complete)
30. Seducing My Killer - Asha3 - (AU. Three-shot. Complete)
31. Finding Mr. Perfect - Rapture-Taylore (AU. Multi-chap. Complete)
32. Stay - SouthSideStory (Oneshot. Complete)
33. Schneewittchen - angel puppeteer (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete)
34. Rise and Fall - Details (Oneshot. Complete)
35. Indulge - little sasuke kun (Multi-chap. Complete)
36. Bound - Jav-chan (Multi-chap. Complete)
37. Sakura Crisis - angel puppeteer (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
38. Intimacy - DeepPoeticGirl (Oneshot. Complete)
39. Just Persuasion - Silvershine (Oneshot. Complete)
40. love at first sight - theeflowerchild - (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
41. Kaleidoscopes - twilightdazzle (AU. Multi-chap. Complete)
42. In Times of Peace - SouthSideStory (Post-canon. Multi-chap. Complete)
43. Resentment - Luffoverhate (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
44. Let Go For Tonight - Tsugi no mai hakuren (Oneshot. Complete)
45. Catch the Light - Szki (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
46. One Touch - Clearheart (Oneshot. Complete)
47. Enervis - Kanryu (Two-shot. Complete)
48. Fatuous Resistance - bacatlover (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
49. relax sasuke - Krickitat (Oneshot. Complete)
50. La Petite Mort - Sexcaliber (Two-shot. Complete)
51. Cupiditate - hangmeuptodry (Oneshot. Complete)
52. A Lot Like Love - 3shells (Oneshot. Complete)
53. Study Session - exposedx (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
54. i’ll leave you breathless - DeepPoeticGirl (Oneshot. Complete)
55. Fire Blanket - ohhhthatgirl (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
56. Drabbles. - WellHowAboutThat (Oneshot. Complete)
57. Venom - BlushingLotus (Oneshot. Complete)
58. Risque - river of the sand (Oneshot. Complete)
59. Manscape - neko-hime21 (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
60. One Night of Passion - Hazel Roses (Oneshot. Complete)
61. And He Decided to Stay - Awsaya (Oneshot. Complete)
62. Bullseye - 716799 (Oneshot. Complete)
63. For the Love of the Amaryllis Flower - theClosetPoet7 (Post-canon. Oneshot. Complete)
64. Ferris Wheel Lovin’ - Obscurities (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
65. Magnolia Perfume - Porcelin.Memories (Threeshot. Complete)
66. Salvation - jenl821 (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
67. Close Encounters - Jinnyskeans (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete & discontinued)
68. Shelters from Ourselves - Szki (Oneshot. Complete)
69. Self Control - the.terrorist (Oneshot. Complete)
70. The Awful Daring - the general girl (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
71. dreamscape - dreamscaprenymph (Oneshot. Complete)
72. Stand My Ground - you.broke.a.promise (Multi-chap. Complete)
73. Change in Direction - Tasha Ashes (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete.)
74. Haunted - nicthepunk (Oneshot. Complete)
75. Unrevealed Mistakes of a One Night Stand - DeepPoeticGirl (Multi-chap. Complete)
76. make me scream - keiris (Oneshot. Complete)
77. That High School Desk - halfkyuubikat (AU. Oneshot. Complete)
78. you make my heart beat faster - ohwhatsherface (RTN AU. Oneshot. Complete)
79. Brave New World - EWHH its Kenna (AU. Multi-chap. Complete)
80. Time Can’t Heal - ohwhatsherface (Oneshot. Complete)
81. a little death - windsilk (Oneshot. Softcore. Complete)
82. Nothing But Time - Unicorn Paige (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
83. One Touch - Clearheart (Oneshot. Complete)
84. sniffing paints - theeflowerchild (AU. Three-shot. Complete)
85. With Every Beat - halfdemonfan (Multi-chap. Complete)
86. The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto - Blushing Lotus (Multi-chap. Complete)
87. Rumor Has It - Nessa67 (AU. Multi-chap. Complete)
88. the rainbow - the blanket (Oneshot. Softcore. Complete)
89. Inconcessus - Strings of a Puppet (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
90. Of Silent Prayers - A m r a k l o v e (Oneshot. Complete)
91. Never Let Me Go - Mrs Scorpius Malfoy (Post-canon. Oneshot. Complete)
92. Gravitation - Kiwako (Post-canon. Oneshot. Complete)
93. Dream - xxredemption-love-and-liesxx (Post-canon. Oneshot. Complete)
94. Yours and Mine - blossom13 (Oneshot. Complete)
95. Surprise Sex - merinxD (Oneshot. Complete)
96. Seven Veils - An Engineer (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete)
97. House of Cards - JaneDoe39 (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete)
98. Sisterly and Brotherly Love - K and Jazz (AU. Multi-chap. Complete)
99. Sexcapades - Zephyr Hearts (AU. Multi-chap. Incomplete)
100. Truth or Dare - K-chu (Multi-chap. Incomplete)
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My own sasusaku smut fics:
euphoria (multi-chap. incomplete)
Beyond This Illusion (multi-chap. incomplete)
first time (post-canon. oneshot. complete)
defne: friends (oneshot. complete)
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SasuSaku Smut Week
Risqué
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Title: Unlike Last Time
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Summary: They are finally back to the forest of Death. Years have passed since that terrifying experience, and just like the leaves of those tall trees, both of them have changed and matured from their childish forms.
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A/N: This will be my only entry for the SS smut week because of the SS month, so I’ll try to write a long, detailed and smutty fic! I’m not good at writing this, but I’m really excited with this idea! Also, if you just want the smut scene, I’m already warning you that I WILL write an entire background story before. I can’t simply write them doing it for nothing. I hope you enjoy it, and please, leave me a Review!
.Note: Sternocleidomastoid is one one the muscles of your neck. Just making it clear because that was something I added because of my love for anatomy XD
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Rated M
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It has been a long time since they have last visited that haunted place. Years have gone by, seasons have come and gone; and still, nothing seems to have changed.Lives have ended and started; and yet, stepping into these woods is still as uncomfortable as it used to be when they were younger. The forest of Death is still as frightening as when they first participated in the Chūnin exams, and not even their current ninja status prevents shivers from moving down their spines.
This place is still that same hell-hole forgotten by the gods, and neither of them can understand how the Rakudaime still insisted on using it for the second phase of the examination. Children shouldn’t be left alone in a place like this, and the past has already taught them a good reason why. It’s impossible to prevent what could happen this year, and making sure all the participants get out of there alive cannot be guaranteed at all.
The forest itself is an unpredictable enemy that cannot be forgotten by the participants, and had they taken that in consideration when they first crossed those gates, their first experience on the Chūnin Shiken might have been a little less traumatic than it was.
Had they taken that in consideration years ago, neither of the Uchihas would be apprehensive now, as they infiltrate the deepest parts of that deadly place, following the terrified screams and blood trails in search of the contestants.
The exams have began.
But unlike last time, neither Sasuke nor Sakura are participating. The Uchiha couple, like some of the former rookie 9, is here to simply observe and make sure the forest doesn’t take anymore victims than the ones already taken in the past.
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Sakura as the strongest kunoichi:
Databook 2: Sakura is on her way to becoming the strongest kunoichi
Databook 3: What moves Sakura is her belief in becoming the strongest kunoichi.
Manga: Tsunade is the strongest kunoichi.
Manga : Sakura will surpass her master (mentioned) .
Manga : Sakura shows more strength than Tsunade.
Manga : Sakura has more Chakra to use than Tsunade.
Manga : Sakura shows the same Chakra control and medical prowess.
Databook 4: Sakura is the best medic in the village.
(via verityglasses)
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